It was a big year of changes for me (most of them wonderful). Through the midst of it all, I managed to have a very productive year. In fact, I completed twice the number of projects that I did in 2014!
1. First, I completed my verses for the Torah Stitch by Stitch project.
2. I embroidered a beautiful Scrub Jay for Studio MME's e-book of patterns.
3. I couldn't tear myself away from the cuteness of Fibery Friends.
4. This adorable Grumpy Cat went to a very happy owner.
5. My in-laws were touched to receive a reminder of their travels in Pretty Little Sydney.
6. I gave Christmas Celebration to my friend Julia.
7. I gave Christmas on Gingerbread Lane to my friend Cassie.
8. I made Terry's Poem for my mom's friend to remember her late husband's promise to her.
9. I made Golden Girls to thank Laura for being a friend to my mom when she needed one most.
10. Steotchalong 2015 will make my husband the envy of everyone in his office.
11. My brother's family loved the cute creepiness of Halloween Spooky Sampler.
12. My husband would also take Mom with him to work if it weren't for some rules about office decorum.
13. My friend Angela loved Cherry Blossom Festival Sampler as a reminder of sushi-related fun times.
14. My Festival of Lights got a little brighter with the Chanukah Stamp.
15. The year isn't officially over until I finish the yearly sampler from Frosted Pumpkin Stitchery. With the end of Story Time Sampler, I am ready for 2016.
I finished 7 Frosted Pumpkin Stitchery projects, 4 cross-stitch projects from other designers, and 4 embroidery projects (three of them original designs). At this rate, I completed an average of 1.25 projects per month. I think my WIP challenge really helped me be more productive. Creating a smaller list of projects to work on helped give me enough variety not to feel stuck, but limited the focus of my work enough to get more done on each one. I'll keep that in mind for next year. Can I top 15 projects? Let's find out!
"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, it's the day Jorie completed the Story Time Sampler."
December 2015--A Christmas Carol
This baby has an appointment with the framer on Thursday. I mean that literally. My MIL is taking me to her favorite framer, one that requires appointments.
This is the first yearly Pumpkin sampler to have a "deleted scene." They sent out a bonus frame of The Great Gatsby. I would like to stitch it up as a gift to someone, but I've never met someone who actually admitted to liking it.
Chanukah started on Sunday night. My family ushered in the holiday with a festive dinner of chicken schnitzel, kasha varniskhes, and latkes fried in schmaltz. I think it might take my body a couple of weeks to recover from that.
I knew I was going to have a happy holiday when the Pumpkins released a small pattern for the occasion. It features an adorable kawaii dreidel spinning among sparkles. The corners include the hebrew letters Nun, Gimel, Hey, and Shin. These letters are on the sides of the dreidel and are part of the game that children play with it. They also stand for the words "Neys gadol hayah sham"--"A great miracle happened there." I am really impressed that the (I assume) non-Jewish pumpkins designed the letters so well. Hebrew letters can turn out VERY badly if they are not done just right. Check out Bad Hebrew Tattoos if you want to see some horror stories.
I got the pattern done just in time for it to decorate the house.
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere--but my stitching will be! The Frosted Pumpkin Stitchery has just announced their theme for the 2016 sampler, and it is Pumpkin Passport. Every month will feature an adorably rendered version of a world landmark. I'll admit that I am worried that it will be too similar to Satsuma Street Design's Pretty Little City patterns, but it will still be fun to work on.
It will also be a nice way to remember all the trips I've been on. I've been to 17 different countries! My last trip abroad was for our honeymoon in Venice and Jerusalem. My next one will be to London, which will be free since I am going as a staff member. I love traveling to different countries, exploring the history, sampling the food, and seeing if I can speak from the phrasebook well enough to fool locals. I can't decide what my best moment of speaking Hebrew was--telling the bus driver that I was sick and needed to use the bathroom at Masada, or asking a soldier to move his gun so my dad could take a seat on the bus.
Join me as I stitch around the world. I might be able to share pictures of me in the featured cities (though some of the trips were so long ago that I haven't digitized them yet.) At this point, I think we all need a reminder that the world is a wonderful place.
I've been making great progress on my WIP list. I get a lot of satisfaction from checking things off of lists. So far, I have been finishing an average of over one project a month.
First, here is the final result of my Steotchalong 2015 project.
This one is going on my husband's work desk. It is definitely the most complex cross-stitch project I have made so far, and I am really happy with the results. You can see pictures of my progress, along with pictures from other people, in this video that the Steotch designers made as a tribute.
Just in time for Halloween, I finished Frosted Pumpkin's Halloween Spooky Sampler.
This is the Halloween equivalent of the Christmas Celebration Sampler I made a few months ago. I sent this to my sister-in-law and nephew because they love seasonal items.
I just finished this alphabet sampler for my friend Angela, who is a sushi aficionado. I keep kosher, so this is the only way I can get involved with shrimp tempura.
We are winding down on the Story Time Sampler. October was Anne of Green Gables.
"I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers."
The Pumpkins said they will be releasing details about their 2016 sampler in mid-November. I am now counting down the days until "mid." They put out a survey asking for opinions on what theme people wanted. Some of the options were Weather, Cities of the World, Historical Women, and Fairy Tales 2. I voted for Historical Women, because I need a kawaii Emma Goldman in my life.
I have been a big fan of animated sitcoms ever since I started watching The Simpsons . . . when it first started in 1989 . . . and I was five years old.
I love them for their sharp humor, colorful designs, and the way they can covertly tackle topics that live action shows can't. One of my favorite shows is Futurama, about a pizza delivery boy who gets cryogenically frozen on the eve of Y2K and wakes up in the year 3000. I started watching it in high school and stuck with it through two cancellations and four direct-to-DVD movies. Indeed, Futurama is responsible for my marriage. I met my husband at an event for Jewish grad students. Futurama is his favorite show of all time, and he was instantly smitten with me for my ability to quote the show verbatim. For our first Halloween together, we went as Fry and Leela, the show's main romantic couple.
But it is almost Halloween, and I am not here to talk with you about romance. I am going to talk with you about Futurama's villain--Mom.
Mom is the CEO of MomCorp, a large corporation that she uses to amass her fortune and monopolize the world's resources. One of the businesses she owns is Mom's Friendly Robot Company, which manufactures all the robots in the world. She can use this to her advantage, inciting a robot revolt with the push of a button that she keeps in her bra. In interviews, she speaks with in a sweet grandmotherly tone and wears 1890's style clothing. In private, she wears a skin-tight catsuit and reveals her ugly personality through colorfully vulgar language. She has three bumbling sons that she berates when they inevitably fail in their tasks. Sometimes it looks like she will rekindle her on-again, off-again relationship with Professor Farnsworth, but the relationship always ends when Farnsworth remembers how evil she is.
A few weeks ago, &Stitches announced they were doing a "Fictional Villains Stitchalong." I immediately had an idea--an embroidered portrait of Mom with one of her famously filthy quotes: "Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"
I'll admit that I briefly considered a line from a deleted scene, "Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!" My husband felt that this one was more creative in its use of swears. When I showed him the finished product, he said, "This is why I love you so much." Clearly, sharing pop culture is the secret to a successful marriage.
A swap is an organized event where participants are paired up with each other so that partners can send each other objects. You can find swaps for any interest you have--coins, postcards, books. If it is a crafting swap, the partners make unique gifts.
At least one website exists to facilitate swaps. Swap-Bot is celebrating its 10th year. Users can start swaps and the site takes care of a lot of the administrative tasks, like sending out reminder e-mails.
I first learned about swaps while browsing the more nebulous world of Instagram. An IG friend posted pictures of things she made and received for swaps. I asked where she found out about them. Due to the nature of this social media platform, there is really no central location to find out about swaps. My IG friend gave me the names of some users that are known for starting swaps on their own, and told me about one that was going to start up soon. There always swaps going on. Some are specific to one craft, like sewing or knitting. Some are very specific to one theme, like Downton Abbey or the Muppets. I am really jealous of all the Muppets swap participants.
The way a swap works on Instagram is that the organizer posts a link to a sign-up survey (usually on Google Docs). The survey asks for your name, mailing address, whether you are ok with international shipping, and your preferences. A few days later, the sign-up time ends and the organizer assigns swap partners. The partners must make each other a gift by the deadline, usually a few months later.
To insure that participants are making good on their promises, the organizer requires that people occasionally "check in" to confirm they are still participating. This might involve posting a comment on a certain date, or taking pictures of their works in progress. Some organizers have larger demands, like posting a Pinterest inspiration board.
By the deadline, participants must ship the gifts to their partners. At this point, organizers usually require participants to send them tracking numbers. When you receive your gift, it is good etiquette to post a picture of it to publicly thank your swap partner. If someone drops out along the way, the organizer will ask someone to volunteer as a "swap angel." This is a person who makes a gift so that the dropout's partner isn't left empty-handed.
I signed up for the "Positive Vibes" swap. The organizer touted it as being good for beginners. It was open to all crafts, and you just had to make something that would give the recipient "positive vibes." I received a partner in England. The swap began in June--back when I had unrealistic ideas about how much time and energy I would have to craft as my new job started. As I adjusted to my new job, I had to think of something to make that would be impressive, but realistic in the time I had. I decided to make her tatted items. She would be unlikely to get tatting from other people. She liked goth imagery, so I figured that black, white, and purple lace would be right up her alley. It was intricate, but small enough not to break the bank on shipping. I made her a flower bookmark and two blank greeting cards decorated with flower motifs. I also included some fancy and unusual chocolate items. She posted a "thank you" and seemed to really like what I sent her.
She made me a small sewing bag with a cute design. She also included some thread, needles, and other small items. It is the perfect size for taking my embroidery on the go.
How was my swap experience? I came up with a list of the following pros and cons:
Pros:
1. You are making a gift for someone who will appreciate it.
Every crafter has at least one sad experience in which they painstakingly make a gift for a loved one, only for the recipient to give an underwhelmed, "Oh. A hat. Gee, uh, thanks. I guess." The worst story I read was from a woman on Ravelry, who made a cable-knit hat for her brother-in-law and gave it to him at the family Christmas party. The next day, she was taking out the trash when she found the hat--wadded up and stuffed in a bush. These experiences have given rise to the term "knitworthy"--someone who has proven themselves to be deserving of the work of your hands. Yes, it is inspired by Seinfeld's "spongeworthy." (Insert any craft in place of knitting. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has even proven herself to be tatworthy.) I've frequently heard the tip that you should reserve your show-stopping handmade gifts for other crafters because they are the only ones who will appreciate the time and skill it took to make it. With a craft swap, that is guaranteed.
2. You can step out of your crafting comfort-zone.
We all have our preferred colors, patterns, and materials. If you sign up for a swap, the combination of a theme and your partner's preferences mean that you can try something new.
3. It makes mail fun again.
I love getting fun mail. Is there any mail more fun than a package just for you?
4. You build a connection with a far-off person.
Wether you get a partner on the other side of your country or the other side of the world, you get to exchange something with someone you would have never met otherwise. It makes the world just a little bit smaller and friendlier.
Cons:
1. Deadlines and requirements are stressful.
There's deadlines for sign-ups, deadlines for check-ins, deadlines for shipping. I was especially worried about the shipping deadline. The last date for international shipping was the beginning of a 10-day long stretch of rain, and I went nuts trying to find the post office in a heavy downpour. I reached a post office, only to discover that it had closed at 4:30pm instead of 5pm. I went back the next day to ship my package. The organizer said that we all HAD to post tracking numbers to verify that we had shipped the package. Well, the clerk explained that the only way to get a tracking number on an international package was to send it registered mail, which would have been an extra $13 and make the package take longer to reach its destination. Yeah. That wasn't going to happen. I just stuck with regular shipping and posted a picture of the postmark from my customs form. Still, for something called a "Positive Vibes" swap, the whole thing was really stressful.
2. It's costly, especially for international swaps.
The cost of shipping a package can be a barrier for some people. However, there are swaps for smaller items like bookmarks and cards that can be accomplished with one or two stamps.
3. There's a risk of public humiliation.
Yes. You read that correctly. Public humiliation. The swap organizer said that good swap participants have the chance to be part of an invitation-only swap. If you dropped out or left your partner hanging, she threatened to out you on Instagram and ban you from all of her future swaps. I read that and thought, "Yes, it is rude when people don't fulfill their end of a swap, but we are all adults here. Outing someone publicly? She has to be joking."
She wasn't joking.
She did a post listing all of the people who didn't follow through on the swap. I didn't realize that Instagram was the middle school cafeteria in a new medium. For someone who hosted a swap focused on positivity and has Bible quotes in her profile, the organizer came across as very petty.
Will I participate in another swap? I'll have to think carefully before I do. Even if I have free time when I sign up, unexpected events could make my life busy. As a first time participant, I was also very anxious over the swap's requirements. Still, I'm glad I did it, and my partner and I ended up very happy with what we received. In the end, that is all that matters.
